💬 Free Short Birthday Texts UK | WhatsApp Wishes for Everyone

Copy-Paste British Birthday Wishes for WhatsApp – Quick, Cheeky & Proper UK Banter!

Discover genuine UK WhatsApp birthday texts that sound like you wrote them! Whether for mates, family or colleagues – we’ve got quick messages with British phrases like “fancy a pint?” and “proper chuffed”. All free for copying!

🍻 WhatsApp Short Birthday Texts for Mates

Cheeky banter for your squad – perfect for group chats:

  • “HB legend! Spoons later? My round! 🍻”
  • “Proper birthday! Nando’s on me? Peri-peri cheers! 🌶️”
  • “Ageing like a Spoons carpet! Drinks tonight? 😉”
  • “Happy Bday! Still younger than Keith! Pub? 🍺”
  • “Cheers to OAP discounts! Pension party starts now! 👵🍾”
  • “HB mush! Beer garden 7? 🍻”
  • “Don’t panic – NHS bus pass coming! 🚌”
  • “Proper birthday! Greggs steak bake on me? 🥐”
  • “Cheeky pint to celebrate? My shout! 🍺”
  • “HB! Costa run later? Your vanilla latte! ☕”
  • “NHS perks unlocked! Prosecco? 🥂”
  • “Fish & chips dinner? My treat! 🐟🍟”
  • “Proper old now! Wetherspoons brekkie? 🥓”
  • “Pint and crisps? Salt & vinegar! 🍻”
  • “Free bus rides! Town later? 🚌”
  • “HB! Still got it! G&T garden sesh? 🍸”
  • “Curry night? Poppadoms on me! 🍛”
  • “Cuppa and biscuits? Hobnobs? ☕🍪”
  • “Cheeky Nando’s? Lemon & herb! 🐔”
  • “Off work early? Pint time! 🍻”
  • “Prosecco in park? 🥂”
  • “Still looking peng! Drinks? 😎”
  • “Free prescriptions! Paracetamol toast? 💊”
  • “Chippy tea? Mushy peas! 🐟”
  • “Pub quiz? Birthday edition! 🎤”
  • “Cider in sunshine? ☀️🍺”
  • “Kebab later? 🥙”
  • “Still got hair? Pint to celebrate! 🍻”
  • “Cheeky Mr Whippy? 🍦”
  • “Skip work? Costa first! ☕”

💖 WhatsApp Texts for Mum

Quick love for the woman who deserves it all:

  • “HB Mum! Cake & tea later? My treat! ☕🎂”
  • “Proper chuffed it’s your birthday! ❤️”
  • “To the OG superstar! Have a banger! 💫”
  • “Ageing like fine wine! Prosecco at 5? 🥂”
  • “You’re vintage! HB legend 👑”
  • “Kettle’s on for you! Love you ☕”
  • “Costa date? Your fave brew ☕”
  • “M&S cake sorted! 🍰”
  • “Proper lucky to have you! 💕”
  • “Pub lunch? Roast on me! 🍗”
  • “Garden prosecco? ☀️🥂”
  • “NHS discounts! Bus adventures? 🚌”
  • “Biscuits in tin! Custard creams? ☕🍪”
  • “Day off? Let’s shop! 🛍️”
  • “You’re not old – just classic! ❤️”
  • “Cheeky gin? Your round! 😉🍸”
  • “Cuppa and gossip? Kettle’s on! 🔥”
  • “Proper proud you’re mine! 💐”
  • “Bakery run? Pastry time! 🥐”
  • “Love you more than chocolate! 🍫”
  • “No cooking today! Takeaway? 🍕”
  • “Percy Pigs delivery incoming! 🐷”
  • “Pamper day? Nails booked! 💅”
  • “Remember you’re brilliant! 💖”
  • “Flowers delivered! 💐”
  • “Bubble bath later? 🛁”
  • “Choccies and telly? 🍫📺”
  • “Prosecco o’clock! 🥂”
  • “You’re ace! Simple as! ❤️”

👨 WhatsApp Texts for Dad

Bloke-friendly banter for your old man:

  • “HB Dad! Pint later? My round! 🍻”
  • “Proper birthday! Fancy a Spoons? 🍺”
  • “Ageing like real ale! Pub at 7? 🍺”
  • “Happy Bday! Still balder than Phil! 😉”
  • “NHS bus pass incoming! Pensioner perks! 🚌”
  • “Chippy tea? My treat! 🐟🍟”
  • “Footy & beer? Game on! ⚽🍻”
  • “BBQ today? Bangers ready! 🌭”
  • “Proper chuffed it’s your birthday! 🎉”
  • “Garden beers? Sunshine waiting! ☀️”
  • “DIY amnesty today! No shelves! 🛠️”
  • “Takeaway? Curry or Chinese? 🍛”
  • “Golf tomorrow? ⛳”
  • “New socks incoming! 🧦”
  • “Cheeky whisky? 🥃”
  • “Remote’s yours! No CBeebies! 📺”
  • “Brew and biscuits? Hobnobs? ☕🍪”
  • “Paper delivered! Crosswords ready? 📰”
  • “Car wash on me! 🚗”
  • “You’re not old – just retro! 😎”
  • “Garden centre trip? 🌿”
  • “Proper lucky you’re my dad! ❤️”
  • “No DIY today! Promise! 😇”
  • “Pub roast? Yorkshire puds! 🍖”
  • “Dad jokes allowed today! 😜”
  • “New drill bit present! 🔧”
  • “Love you more than WiFi! 📶”
  • “Bacon sarnies for brekkie? 🥓”
  • “Have a banger! 💥”

💑 WhatsApp Texts for Partners

Flirty & fun messages for your other half:

  • “HB babe! Fancy a Nando’s? My treat 😘”
  • “Proper chuffed you’re mine! ❤️”
  • “Ageing like fine wine! Date night? 🥂”
  • “You’re peng! Drinks later? 😍”
  • “Bed brekkie incoming! 🍳”
  • “No cooking! Takeaway choice 🍕”
  • “Prosecco in bath? Bubbles ready 🛁”
  • “Kids at nans! Date night? 😉”
  • “Cinema & ice cream? 🎬🍦”
  • “Proper lucky I married you! 💍”
  • “Weekend away booked! ✈️”
  • “Candles lit! You’re ace ❤️”
  • “Massage booked! 💆‍♀️”
  • “Fancy a Spoons date? Cheap & cheerful 😘”
  • “Pamper day? Nails done 💅”
  • “Love you more than tea! ☕”
  • “Garden cocktails? ☀️🍹”
  • “Takeaway & telly? 🍜📺”
  • “No chores today! Feet up 🦶”
  • “Perfume present incoming! 💄”
  • “Pub garden? Sun’s out! ☀️”
  • “Breakfast in bed? 🥞”
  • “You’re still fit! 😉❤️”
  • “Choccies & wine? 🍫🍷”
  • “Proper proud to be yours! 💕”
  • “Weekend lie-in? No alarm 😴”
  • “Love you buckets ❤️”
  • “Have a banging day! 💥”

💼 WhatsApp Texts for Colleagues

Office-appropriate but fun work messages:

  • “HB! Cake in break room? 🎂”
  • “Proper birthday! Costa run? ☕”
  • “Ageing like fine coffee! Drinks after? 🍻”
  • “Happy Bday! Fancy a Pret lunch? 🥪”
  • “NHS discounts! Bus pass soon? 🚌”
  • “Biscuits on desk! Custard creams? 🍪”
  • “Pub lunch? My treat! 🍺”
  • “No meetings today! Birthday pass 🎉”
  • “Proper chuffed it’s your birthday! 🎈”
  • “Cake o’clock! 3pm kitchen? 🕒”
  • “Prosecco after work? 🥂”
  • “Happy Bday! Karen’s stapler hidden 🔗”
  • “Doughnut rescue mission? 🍩”
  • “Leave early? ‘Meeting’ at pub 😉”
  • “You’re ace! Simple as 💼”
  • “Sandwich run? Your fave 🥪”
  • “No spreadsheets today! 📊➡️🎉”
  • “Have a banger! 🎊”
  • “Brew on me! ☕”
  • “Free pass for birthday cake! 🍰”
  • “Proper legend! 🏆”
  • “Email detox today? 📧➡️😴”
  • “Cake & gossip? Kitchen now! 🔥”
  • “Happy Bday! Keep smashing it 💪”

👫 WhatsApp Texts for Siblings

Cheeky but loving messages for brothers/sisters:

  • “HB bruv/sis! Pub later? My round 🍻”
  • “Proper old now! Wrinkles incoming 👵”
  • “Remember when you thought 30 was ancient? 😂”
  • “Happy Bday! Still mum’s fave? 😉❤️”
  • “Nando’s? Lemon & herb on me 🐔”
  • “Free bus pass soon! Pensioner 🚌”
  • “Cheeky takeaway? Your choice 🍕”
  • “Garden beers? Sun’s out ☀️🍺”
  • “Proper chuffed you’re my sibling! 💕”
  • “Cinema trip? Pick film 🎬”
  • “Still owe you for that time in ’09… 😉”
  • “Mum’s making cake! Get round 🍰”
  • “Love you really! ❤️”
  • “Gaming marathon? 🎮”
  • “Binge watch something? 📺”
  • “Have a banger! 💥”
  • “Prosecco in park? 🥂”
  • “Remember bunking school? Good times 😂”
  • “Chippy tea? Mushy peas 🐟”
  • “You’re ace! Simple as ✨”

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🇬🇧 Authentic UK Texts: All messages use British slang (“brekkie”, “cheeky”, “proper”) and cultural references (NHS, Nando’s, Wetherspoons). No Americanisms like “mom” or “candy”! This page delivers 150+ ready-to-send British short birthday texts for WhatsApp across 6 relationship categories. Features authentic UK slang (“proper chuffed”, “fancy a Spoons?”), cultural references (NHS discounts, Nando’s orders), and emoji-friendly formatting. Perfect for Brits seeking quick, copy-paste messages that sound genuinely local rather than generic American greetings. Includes sections for friends, family, colleagues and partners with time-saving texts for last-minute wishes.

Why UK Users Love These Texts

“Used your texts for my mate’s birthday – he said it sounded like me, not some American robot! Proper good banter for WhatsApp.”
– Liam, Birmingham